Bartholomew dictates the following...

Earlier this year I dined with the Captain of this esteemed vessel anteros_lmc who asked if I could provide a little advice on dinning ettiquite to the crew to prevent the kind of social faux pas she recently found herself exposed to at an adimiralty dinner. I shall not go into it now my dears but all I will say is my ( Read more... )

One of my favourite dining companions, nodbear, a woman who enjoys a good bit of lamb almost as much as I do, recently asked me to offer a few words of advice to Following Sea's esteemed Captain anteros_lmc. I insisted that my personal secretary esmerelda_t simply had to find the time in my very busy schedule ( Read more... )

TITLE: Titus Bartholomew
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 1,076
PAIRING, IF ANY: Lord H/Mr K
SUMMARY/NOTES: A Kennedy outing ends exactly as you would expect it would; with a need for smelling salts to be fetched.

This Way to the Egress

Or rather opening fic. Rated G.

( Never eat spare ribs on a first date and other cautionary tales )

TITLE: The Spaniel Who Came to Tea
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 1,250
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Bartholomew, Mr. K does.
SUMMARY/NOTES: Where we all learn a valuable lesson about appropriate pet supervision. Cuthbert Kennedy has previously starred in this fic and this one

The Spaniel Who Came to Tea

( Well really it's quite obvious! )

A little something here to reflect on our dear Lord H's birthday. Rated G, set in Bartholomewverse.

TITLE: Weight Watchers
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 620
PAIRING, IF ANY: Horatio/Archie
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hornblower but I do own Bartholomew and one day his name will echo through the ages!
SUMMARY/NOTES: Bush's dinner is ruined, he should have known better to have it round Chez Hornblower-Kennedy.

This Way to the Egress

TITLE: Here Kitty
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 500
PAIRING: IF ANY: Horatio/Archie
DISCLAIMER: If I'm raided for copyright infringement all I ask is that officers are hot.
SUMMARY/NOTES: A little piece of nonsense inspired by recent discoveries

This Way to the Egress

Many thanks to anteros_lmc for conversion and uploading as technology wise I am somewhere around 1982. It has been a soul destroying day computer wise and I cant even be arsed coding the links and names any further at this point.

Title: Season's GreetingsAuthor and Reader: esmerelda_t ( Read more... )